Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
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Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
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Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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