at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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