so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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