In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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