i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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