I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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