she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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