office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
We are all done wearing pants today
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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