So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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