i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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