I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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