Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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