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I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
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Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
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This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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