the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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