I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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