he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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