meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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