Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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