we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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