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• (619): View more from California

  I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential

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• (310): View more from California

  I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time

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• (408): View more from California

  Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.

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  Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music

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