i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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