That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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