Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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