I heard we made out
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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