so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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