never play flip cup with pint glasses
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
well you can't waste a boner
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Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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