me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize