yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
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How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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