also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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