Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
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Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
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Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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