Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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