is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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