He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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