I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I looked at my own cervix.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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