Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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