did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
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He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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