I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
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Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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