Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
i think i just lost a toe
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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