You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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