She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
