i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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