sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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