At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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