I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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