Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
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You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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