let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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