I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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