You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
