Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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