HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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