I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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