This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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