I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
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I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
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I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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