Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Too much gin, very little bucket
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
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after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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