You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
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i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
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Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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