I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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