try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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