Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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